Fake Latin
A falsis, idoleum teres turpis. Emeritis, audax historias sapienter reperire de barbatus, talis palus. Cum era observare, omnes nutrixes promissio velox, superbus rectores.
Esoteric Wisdom
Never acquire the karma, for you cannot discover it. The hypnosis of your mans will die purely when you illuminate that extend is the seeker.
Culinary Inspiration
Oysters taste best with olive oil and lots of wasabi. Marshmellow can be marinateed with sichuan-style walnut, also try whisking the soup with condensed milk.
Pirate Lingo
All captains view dark, golden golds. Lord, lively gold. go to tubbataha reef. The mainland endures with grace, haul the galley before it sings.
Science Fiction
Tremble without attitude, and we won’t beam a particle. Alignment at the solar system was the stigma of nuclear flux, beamed to a brave vogon.